Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Awkward Nubs for Fingers.

If you know me, you know i've had this monstrous habit of biting my fingernails since i was a child.

it's sort of ridiculous.

i bite them until they hurt. i bite them until they look like weird alien nails. once i even bit the skin off because i had this annoying hangnail, it got infected, my thumb got swollen and pussy, and i had to get some kind of surgical procedure done to me (okay, it really wasn't as serious as it sounds... all they did was slice open my thumb and drain the gooey stuff).

you would have thought i've learned my lesson. right?
WRONG!

i did quit for about two months... three months ago. but then shit happened. my life failed. i got nervous and started biting the little motherfuckers again. they were BEAUTIFUL! i could FINALLY go to the nail shop and not feel like the koreans were gossiping about my nubs. but the nubs are indeed back... and they look scarier than ever. so i'm quitting... again... for real this time... and i'll even keep you guys updated on my progress.

this is how they look now...
















give it a month or two and they'll look like this...








































just kidding. no way. anyway... wish me luck! peace!

A.E.

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